Stick to Life, assholes.

There is a stupid thing in the New York Times today

Shortly after viewing this episode Holyfield enrolled his septum in Marcus Bachmann's camp.

A helicopter? They should be saluki.

Holy shit, Harbaugh threw the largest challenge flag I've ever seen on that play

Meanwhile, the Eli Manning Up method of birth control consists of just dramatically missing your intended target.

Seems like a pretty insensitive tribute to Jovan Belcher.

Don't forget, Andy Reid is a perfect 100% against the spread

I wouldn't worry too much about the hardy Midwesterners that'll be attending this game. I'm sure they'll be heavily insulated by massive amounts of excess padding, plus whatever jackets and other clothes they'll be wearing.

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General Custer's Mother Files Wrongful Death Lawsuit Against Chiefs

Let's see what a country is really like when Congress is actually allowed to abridge the freedom of speech of its constituents.

I can still hit the ball 45 yards outside the numbers with good hangtime

Excellent fucking article. Great job.

The Packers—the Packers!—still have 7,500 seats remaining

did the Browns really have to put team HQ next to some kind of abandoned box factory?

At least he, by crossing the street, was able to gain ten yards.