This really isn't fair to the players. Josh Hamilton has been trying to negotiate blackouts into his contract for years.

I'm not a coach, but it seems pretty stupid to put your offensive strategy right on your jersey.

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

No matter the price, they're bound to get smoked.

If the Angels want to pay fair market value for Trout, about $1.85/lb.

4 yards and someone else getting the ball is how every Stevan Ridley video ends

and if anyone knows my wife will be faking, it's me

The Craig James one was the meanest. It really dimished his primary accomplishment of killing five hookers while at SMU by suggesting that he might not have killed five hookers while at SMU.

Sorry, I'm so confused by all this. When did Stuart Scott ever play for the Cubs?

I tell you, they might never let Sammy into the Hall of Fame, but he's getting closer and closer to being allowed into a country club.

"You found 213 pounds of marijuana, but will be able to carry back only 200 pounds to your van."

Nice to see Peter Carroll helping people get free cars again.

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What the fuck? Dad told me football was going to live at a farm upcountry!

That's a lot of cups! So clearly, he's not in Toronto.

Shawn Kemp, however, would've been a terrible pro gamer. He'd spend the entire time respawning.

Doesn't have to be Garnett, but I would like to see someone in Eastern Conference take up competitive gaming.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Of course it wasn't these two. A good Sheff would never want to mess up Stew art.

The Hawks cheerleaders have plenty of experience going viral, so I won't question them here.