"Frankly, I don't give a shit what anyone says. Big Mac will ALWAYS be a Hall of Famer in my eyes."

- Roger Ebert's Review of Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

[cumulus]

I gotta be honest, all I can see is Roger Ebert.

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Blandino: Goddammit, Triplette!

NMMI doesn't have problems with its punters - those guys all go to boot camp.

Football: Is punted

Unsurprising really. The Old Mexico Military experienced field position issues as well.

This wouldn't be the first negative response I've received.

I dunno, I think this one is legit: http://espn.go.com/college-footba…

It's even worse once you consider there's TWO MORE of these asshats walking around somewhere. Thanks a lot, fertility clinics!

Marking the first time this season anyone was excited about Andre's involvement with people 2-11

Kind of surprising to see a lower total spent this year, but Texans fans expected the drop.

Just another couple of talking heads going on about a house burning down.

Man: [sits down to eat]

Reporter 2: "How long have you been Suzie?"

Austin Collie: "For as long as I can remember. Yesterday."

This is definitely photoshopped. It would be so unlike Papelbon to not have the L.

Good luck proving this Detroit fan isn't lion.