Some may say he's courageous for facing a cannon, but if you look at the video, he's clearly Balkan at the prospect.

I am sick and tired of all of these arsenal posts!

Using his year-long exclusive insider access to the Virginia Tech football program, where Frank Beamer has compiled the most victories of any active NFL or major-college head coach while also graduating players, Easterbrook shows how one big university “does football right.” Then he reports on what’s wrong with…

once you look past Cristiano Ronaldo

So he lost the faceoff then?

There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites befoer, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'

"you're tip?" I guess Michigan State cops attended Michigan State.

You are tip.

James Dolan: [reads story]

Simply unbelievable. You mean to tell me neither of these teams was giving 110%?

You should have said "NO" to posting this comment.

Oops, sorry, that last one was a typo.

Give the guy credit. At least he said "NO" to Jameis right away, instead of saying "YES" but then waking up the next morning and deciding that his "YES" was really a "NO" and going to the cops about it, which is something that really, truly, happens all the time.

And this in case they are really, really good.

I don't know why ESPN insists on mentioning Tebow this often

By my estimation, this video is missing at least 2,591,970 seconds of "suck."

Adding even more credence to this guy's story, he isn't a senator's son.

Korey Stringer would argue that it is in fact Minnesota who has the worst fans.

His estimation was about 40 miles off

To be honest, I find this particular pseudonym to be in much better taste than Torre's first choice, Ted Uglydaughter.