Puhlease. This pales in comparison to Jason Collins' decades-long impression of R. Kelly's most famous album.

Not surprising that the letter didn't reach its intended recipient.

Come on, a little late to be using 'e' in the Club.

Somalia had his doubters; he had something to prove. He was hungrier than his opponents.

though Wolverton would not comment

Binge drinking is dangerous stuff, and really not a joke, Sean. Just look at what shotgunning did to Hemingway.

On the plus side, the sentence doesn't have a period.

Yeah, well, after a few hours of shitty arcade games and low-grade chicken wings, you're going to have to expect your Colon to take a beating.

I don't know what else Brooks could possibly have expected. I mean, it's not like this is the first time football at the Superdome has been watered down.

Reuben
Against all advice, I took the Cardinals. My opponent took the Lions (a game I was actually at).

The type of hangman they play with a group of black guys is vastly different in the SEC vs. ACC

Odd. If there's anyone you'd expect to be alert to this kind of tactic, it's the Trojans.

Is the town Bethlehem?

Worse yet, in an attempt to get the players to feel more like their NFL counterparts, he gave them all staph infections.

In the lawyers defense, the comment came from a draft proposal.

This really makes me wonder.. I've had mulptile concussions, and had some very serious ill effects, including effects that will last the rest of my life. Would I want to get tested for CTE?

As with anything involving Brandon Jennings and J.R. Smith, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

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If Ireland finds out who is responsible for this, he's going to be in The Troubles.

That's the most teeth the Washington offense has shown all season.