A little early in hockey season to hold up the cup, no?

It's nice that Marshall is paying lip service to the issue, but he's blatantly ignoring the most dangerous locker room culture in the league: Tampa Bay's.

Purrcy Harvin

Goddamn pussies keep ruining football.

This must be Richie Incognito's dream, because only the white guy lives downtown.

You came into my box. I didn't come into yours.

That way they don't have to try to spell misogynistic.

"All of this..., has a setting. It's set to men."

Pictured: Two dinosaurs.

Oh, God. He wanted to cob in her corn?!

[goes blow-for-blow with mirror]

Seyah Mailliw reportedly escaped the incident with no injuries.

All we know for certain is that Richie Incognito continues to look like a bigger asshole with each passing day.

This makes two south Florida coaches who should distance themselves from their lines.

His nose sorta looks like the Buddha if you squint

It's awful the way these kids are treated like dentured servants.

Conveniently enough, the tag for the article would have also applied if he had punched DeMarcus Cousins in the chest.

German, eh? I would thought he was from Alabama after seeing him hit Cousins' genitals that hard.

Every dude's like gold teeth, bling rings, makin' all the baskets