Jeez. Probably time to pull the plug on this Schiavo guy.

wants to be Bellicheck. Is actually Eric Mangini.

Schiano's

Sing us a song, you're the Schiano man
Sing us a song tonight
Well we're all in the mood for some misery
And you've got us feeling like shite

Wow, I am glad Silver wrote this because I had no idea Schiano was a dick.

I couldn't make the legs work with this one, so I decided to go with the sign instead.

Native American History X

Great story, Barry. But what's going on with the "-ked" in the headline?