Silly Flynn. Of course there's no war on or in football. WAR is a baseball stat.

With a name like "FartHammer", I expected so much more.

Combining pandering with crowdsourcing is a surefire way to avoid the awful scourge that is insight.

I wanted to feel like a Cardinals fan so I just went back and recommended all of my own comments.

You know that a piece of journalism really has integrity when the reporter starts with an unverifiable assumption, then asks for reaffirming evidence from others to base this assumption on.

It's pretty impressive, when you think about it. The Cardinals are showing more tribalism than even the Indians and Braves.

I also heard Cardinals fans make better lovers than Dodgers fans because they get so much practice on themselves.

When he said, "ONE! That's ONE body, hahahahahaha" and the lightning bolt flashed and a bunch of bats flew up around him I thought it was sort of inappropriate

So are we calling Vince Wilfork's comeback video Fatman Returns?

MILLENNIAL YEARNING
or: 1,250 WORDS CONCERNING MY JUNK – A PRETENTIOUSLY LONG-TITLED PERSONAL ESSAY ABOUT ENNUI, ANXIETY AND WHITE PRIVILEGE IN THE 21^st CENTURY
By Wendel Clark Bar

“Just chill the fuck out,” I say to my penis.

Wow, football takes all of its ideas from baseball. Alex Rodriguez has been having Thursday doubleheaders for years.

Rob (Gronkowski) has now been cleared by all his doctors...

Possibly doing some scouting:

Hey, either way he's going to see someone who's willing to go to the crease.

What a bunch of ungrateful, spoiled athletes. When's the last time a bus boycott actually did anything?

despite all the lost funds, the school is still well in the black.

Beads?

Well, they're overweight, have no regard for nature (or history), and are stupid enough to film themselves...unfortunately, that doesn't exactly narrow down where in America they're from.

Now there are two 200-Million-Year-Old Rock Formations known as the Rolling Stones.

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