Left to right: Criminal, probable criminal, probable rapist

+1 dropped call

They couldn't have done much better in finding a seasoned host for this job

I can't decide whether "Dignity" or "Coors Light" is the best ad juxtaposition next to Kanye's marriage proposal

It wouldn't help as much as you think, Josh Freeman still wouldn't be able to find an open receiver

Was there ever any doubt that the World Shuffleboard Championships would be held in Florida?

I swear to God, the Times has the most bland headlines ever. It's like the plain, unseasoned chicken breast of headline writing

Is it me or are there are a lot of double digit spreads for week 8?

The Pistons must really be desperate for forwards if he's asking his wife to help clean the glass

Grambling's athletic director committed to a $32,000 upgrade to the weight on Friday night

That's what happens when you move to Houston

Usually you only see drunken Jets fans hitting on women during games

John McClain's initial report suggested that the three may have been cut for taking hostages in a skyscraper in Los Angeles

Pictured: the only football player in New York that can match Antonio Cromartie's reproduction rate

Schraderbrau is an unforgivable oversight

[double post, goddammit Kinja]

I was more entertained by the tribute Ohio State's offense made to Michael Johnson, by running all over Iowa

I wonder if anyone has ever called up an editor and left a really polite and helpful voicemail

Sorry folks, that was tasteless. My bad