By being born

It might be better to have just made this for offensive skill positions. Including only run blocking is a very flawed way to analyze an offensive line (I am also a little skeptical of the ALY stat as well). Rating a unit based on one half of their job is not particularly instructive, it would be like rating a…

I have no trouble at all believing that people in multiple locations do things like this. I would imagine almost every black man or woman in an authority position gets stuff like this, Dusty is just the one talking about it

Never underestimate the willingness of people to make racist comments on the internet. Really, I'm surprised he didn't start getting it sooner

Really disappointed that Carl Weathers' Twitter contains no stew-related information

He's the hero we need but don't deserve

I don't think the Fifth Amendment applies in civil trials though, right?

This seems kind of risky by A-Rod, I mean, isn't it a given that they're going to ask him to testify under oath about his steroid use if this goes to trial? And at that point he's opening himself up to either spilling the beans about his use of PEDs (which, let's be real here, we all know that he took them) or…

This thing has much better mechanics

Don't forget Shad Khan, he's about to be indicted on fraud charges for claiming that the Jacksonville Jaguars are a professional football team

He may be 64, but if we know one thing about Dusty Baker, it's that he'll keep himself in the game for far too long

Is it me or are game-changingly shitty calls becoming more common this season?

Well at least one boob is still going strong

Considering they're up by 4 right now on a team that lost to Northern Iowa, I doubt there's much for Longhorns fans to be proud of at all

His endorsement of Rick Santorum in 2012 however shows that he still has quite a ways to go with his decision making abilities

Man, first not getting the World Cup, now this? U.S. Soccer really needs to get better at bribing FIFA

I can't make heads or tails of these newfangled phones. Where do they even keep the rotary dial?

I think it's because they're using it to record audio and need the end picking up audio as close as possible to the bro

His name is Matthew Jacobs and he's a kiwi, per Buzzfeed