The players on the field, by contrast, are gradually losing their minds on every single play

Sounds like the other team will be taking lots of sacks this weekend if they can get penetration

I don't get why this warrants an article now, Ron Rivera has been calling plays this way for his entire tenure with the Panthers

the NHL has made clear that players are responsible to their sticks

If a lifetime of listening to hip hop music has taught me anything, it's that Hoes don't actually have feelings

They never should have signed R. Kelly

I always figured he would just go with "Plumlee Model #36044"

Enough painkillers to knock out a horse I'm sure

It's even worse with "regular" television programs where they don't take into account online viewing (and only limited DVR viewing) in their numbers, which is increasingly how media is consumed, especially among the key demographics that advertisers are trying to reach. It's a relic of the pre-internet age and…

Here it is post-surgery

Kerry Rhodes has been repeatedly insisting that he isn't a stickhandler either

Adding insult to injury, it turns out that it wasn't actually the stripper that hit him, but Brynden Trawick

Wow, Dan Rooney looks almost as old as some of his players in that picture

Di Canio is the EPL equivalent of Tom Coughlin, right? Right down to the midseason firing that surprises no one

The significance of the comeback makes sense to me, if there is anything Breaking Bad is known for, it's for its attention to detail and symbolism. I don't think that this was chosen without good reason

Err, what about the smartphone that the Nazis use for GPS to find the barrels of cash?

Sounds like they didn't reattach it. Shaved down the bone and his finger is just going to be about 1/3 shorter

He decided to take a cue from his team's defense and not show up

Are there honestly people left that are into sports enough to watch Sportscenter, but haven't heard of it yet?

It's no surprise, he spent a lot of time training with James Harrison, and ever since has been unable to tackle without leading with his head