Jesse Hassenger, the author of this article, seems like one of those guys that likes to say contrarian shit, not because it offers some great counter-point, but because he just likes being an ass.

Trump is like a Rorschach Test for stupidity. If you see a good president, you’re an asshole and idiot.

Drew gives us the money shot on the slow downfall of the NFL. The owners used to have a modicum of shame because a bad franchise reflected poorly on a city. Now, they could give a rat’s ass about the team record, as long as you build them a new temple on the taxpayer’s dime.

This girl has sucked some d*ck to get out of prior traffic offenses. Good on this police officer.

Of course. Unless you are a rich straight white dude, he will be coming for you.

This man cannot dunk

If Joe McKnight wasn’t somewhat well known, this would be just another ordinary day in Louisianan. “Stand your ground” laws are racist...no black man who shot a white man in “self defense” would ever be acquitted in court of standing his ground. He would be charged and tried for murder.

Yes. But then we’re stuck with Mike Pence who is actually a more terrifying person than Trump.

Lose

Ryback bucking to be Bernie Sander’s VP running mate.

It looks like this went down in a shopping mall

I'm taking the wardrobe malfunction prop bet during the Norway-Germany match.

That's the only way they serve them in New Jersey

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Thug.

This is why they shouldn't let punters into the locker room right after games.

Huh? The man took two of the most dysfunctional franchises in the history of the league 1) to the AFC Championship with Rich Gannon (?!?) and 2) to win the Super Bowl. I don't think anyone remembers how ludicrously incompetent Tampa's search for a coach was before they got Gruden. They had to give like three draft…

Can't understand a word and still more insightful than Joe Buck and Tim McCarver

The art of aging gracefully