There’s absolutely no arguing that it’s the same cinematic universe.

Now do this one!

Carrots have iron.

A bug zapper channel would be shocking indeed.

I'd watch that.

Seriously. What. The. Hell.

This reminds me of when they introduced plastic bottles for things like ketchup and dressing. First one was Hidden Valley Ranch. I took that thing out of the fridge and dropped it on the kitchen floor 5 or 6 times.

I’m just commenting here so when I explain to my wife what a good deal this is, I can come back and show her it isn’t just me that thinks so.

“How can we not afford to do this? Two quick surrogate pregnancies and were almost there. Don’t be so selfish, it is uter-us, not uter-you.”

Can’t be. In soviet Russia bulletproof glass shoots you.

Yeah, sorry, I was just making a cheap joke. I knew what you were trying to say, and I agree completely that it’s unlikely this thing would last longer than its owner’s childhood. The phrasing could just be interpreted... another way :)

Maybe I should have said “quick enough”. Like... Pretty unlikely a kid who gets this will grow up enough to unlock it before it’s obsolete.

Plus, you can turn off the kids’ mode and remove the bumper if your little tyke grows up.

And you all laughed at M. night shyamalon for The Happening. Well guess who’s laughing NOW?

You should check out my author page…

You know, I’m kind of thinking that he should date Ronda Rousey...

I’m curious about the first wife’s situation. I just changed my first tire a few weeks ago, by myself. I pulled the jack out of the trunk, put it on the proper spot of the car, turned it a few times until the car lifted about 2 inches off of the ground, pulled the tire off. At no point did I ask my wife to get under…

They want my money or else! Or else what? Theyll tell people I watch porn? Euhm ok? Why do people think watching porn is a bad thing? I just watched porn like 5 minutes ago.