I may be a 30something, but I'd still take Littlest Pet Shop over that shit.

A 1/6th scale replica of Michael J Fox? So this is, what, an inch tall?

Is that... 2...3...4?

hipsters aren't that buff

"If dealerships are taken out of the equation, Obama will steal your 1995-model desktop PC, and no amount of pursuing checkmark boxes will be able to stop him! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"

Can't express how hyped I am for this game, being a huge Alien fan.
But, to be honest, I won't be able to play this game without some company (my fiancée, most likely) in the room. I am scared shitless of horror games, haha!

It's a box with eyes and teeth, and you're suppose to reach your hand in there for food.

I can't believe how many civilians had to die in order for these guys to bring down one criminal!? LOL

Being an NPC in that universe is the worst.

No, I get what you mean. They would have had a better game if they tried to one-up Grand Theft Auto instead of focusing too much on trying their own thing and not living up to it. Competition and all.

Guy makes $300 profit for 3 minutes work; complains anyway.

I stole the Wonder Woman plane and taxied it straight to my house. They still don't know it's missing.

As agile as this guy is (props to him!), somehow the magic of spider-man is shattered when you see him climbing a ladder or a pipe.

Usually, the worst you can expect a Call of Duty opponent to do is to be a little salty after losing a match—maybe they'll curse a little, maybe they'll rate you badly on Xbox Live or something. But calling a SWAT team on you? Dang, bro.