Tom Hanks? More like Topher Grace, sorry.

There is nothing worse than the guy who desperately stares at you in an effort to make eye contact, and if you look back at him, immediately assumes "she looked at me! That means a one way ticket to pound town, whoohoo!" Eye contact doesn't count as flirting if she can't avoid your gaze, dudes!

Remember back last fall when Kim gave this interview about North's fashion choices? I looked it up to get the quote—North was little over a year old at this point:

"She doesn't like pink or purple. She likes greys, creams, oatmeal colors and black. Every once in a while she'll add in some color, like with her little…

If she tries it now, someone will post the meltdown picture and be like, "Really? Loved?"

Del Toro said in an interview that this movie is going to be kinky as fuck.

I brought up the Cosby scandal around my lovely moronic boyfriend and he IMMEDIATELY was like "nah bitches lying trying to take his money" and I was like "oh yea motherfucker you wanna do this!?" First I asked him why he would assume that at least 20 women would lie. I asked him if he thought maybe 25% of the women…

The fuck?

I'm 95% sure that's just straight-up Eli Manning.

I've heard this tune before.

"It's such a shame that people are focusing on whether the story is true."

That was such a good show.

That just makes me miss Happy Endings. :(

Love that gif. I miss Happen Endings so much.

If it was her choice then I can't blame her. I wouldn't want to deal with all the other host's crazy, either.

Oh yeah. And by my only sister. I was still at university when she got engaged, and she rang to tell me the news and asked me to be her (only) bridesmaid. Then ages went by and...nothing. Nothing about a dress, or plans, or dates...nothing. Then, in April, my mom told me that the wedding was going to be at the…