I've lived a full and very painful life.

Oh Christ, where do I begin?

Bloody nose and lip pulling up my own bra strap. My hand slipped and I punched myself.

god damn it these were brand new too

Making movies Making Songs and FIGHTIN ROUND THE WORLD

Meryl was just being nice. Cause she's always nice. Cause she's Meryl Streep.

I am that crying baby today. I'm exhausted, PMSing, depressed because I just turned 30 on Monday and feel like I'm a failure at life for no reason, work is taking advantage of me again. I called my mom sobbing and she was basically the older brother in this video all, "Have you slept? Honey, you need to sleep."

She had her back done.

I really think it's important that she's willing to be so open about this. For many women, an abortion is shitty, traumatic, and not a decision arrived at easily. Some of you reading this are probably like, "duh" but I can't tell you how many dummies actively accuse women of flippantly get abortions like they're a…

My Bengal does that to whenever we get a nice dry snow which doesn't happen often in Seattle.

Day look for 2015: Sweatpants or pajama bottoms, tank top or thermal, fuzzy socks.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Don't abandon her. Since having my son, I've found that my friends who don't have kids tend to just assume I can't go anywhere. It drives me crazy. I'm still an adult with a need to hang out with adults. I don't want to just spend time with other parents because I don't want to sit around and only talk about our…

And what about your friend who is now pregnant and no one wants to hang out with her anymore? I promise you it sucks a whole lot. And she then becomes a regular commenter on Jezebel because most of her friends have forgotten about her.

God, America, we really need to get over this obsession with Frozen. It's time to let it go.