I get why they do co-ed seasons. They want the drama of showmances. But I kind of wish that they would do one season for men and one season for women each year. Male and female modeling is apples and oranges to me.

I feel sorry for Allison Williams.

Good puppy.

Things like this remind me why I only believe in a Heaven for dogs.

Whoa, had never heard of her. Horrible but fascinating stuff.

Who are these people in the background and what are they side-eying?

Ever since she Tweeted that photo of her in her daughters PJs (and even before that, really), the only vibe I ever seem to get from B's photos is "OMG! Look at how tiny I am!" This photo is no exception.

Northern California. Central valley. Nothing but farmers daughters in camo.

Mine are so boring. Single dads. Guys who don't like my cat and can't be quiet about it. Guys who take religion more seriously than attending a holiday celebration or two. Guys who aren't into giving oral sex.

jackrabbit sex. You know that sex where it's like they're masturbating but with your vagina.

I looked up an old flame on Twitter and saw that he had sent fan tweets to both Dennis Miller and Jay Mohr. Flame dead. Forever.

I once went out with a guy who said he was a writer, and since I'm also a writer, I asked who some of his favorite authors were. He said,

Saying "I don't know what's wrong with you, my last three girlfriends got off from three minutes of missionary."

Didn't believe in vaccinations. Ended it right there.

When men wear those oversized tank tops where the arm hole goes super low and shows their sides. Especially the homemade from giant t-shirt kind. Pasty side ribcage is not for me.

Throwing garbage out of car windows. Not a cigarette. Like oh I'm done with ____ rolls down window and tosses. I dated a girl who did this and was so instantly turned off because I actually didn't know grown up humans did such things.

He'd take that as a compliment.

Bruce is sitting like he's my 83 year old grandmother.