Hasn't Robert Downey Jr. always been something of an arrogant prick? I've heard rumors about his shitty behavior for ages, which is why I've never bought into his "big comeback" narrative. (Plus I never thought he was that great of an actor. Never cared for the Iron Man movies, the height of his career for me was as…

If someone doesn't end up having sex with a stalk of corn in this season, what are we even doing here.

"Do you like healthcare that doesn't deny you if you have pre-existing conditions, that's available for free if you're 26 or younger, and that's super affordable whether or not your employer provides it?"

I have listened to this song seven times today but I keep having to skip the voicemail part because it is giving me weird emotional flashbacks. So, good job Selena.

I have DUH BEST holiday undies from there. Dancing polar bears and reindeer in high heels!

My cat has the best sassfaces. But the thing no one ever appreciates is how happy she actually is in real life. Every time I take a photo of her looking bitchy and unpleasant, she's actually purring super loud IRL. She loves me so much, but she looks like she hates me in pictures. BE MORE PHOTOGENIC.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuu

Yeah, she's a little judgmental.

That is my cat judging me for when I eat pasta for breakfast!

He is judging me right now for my choice of stretchy yoga pants with the holes, but you know what? I judge him right back when he decides to lick his butt-hole in front of company.

Also, fuck your cup.

I'm so glad Chris Brown doesn't "have animosity" towards anyone about what happened. Life is so much easier when you are not upset with your victim or the people who were upset about your violence. Having a conscience is like carrying 50 extra pounds. Who needs that burden, man.

Do you know Snoop Dog? That guy who has put his wife through hell. Who openly loves porn and claims that he has pimped women out before? Not to mention that he is old enough to be Iggy's father. You know that guy? Isn't it so much easier to hate on this stupid white girl than you know, the misogynist that is not…

I can't really say much about that as famous murder cases are different depending on which country you live in... however my Mum and Dad were once invited to a Murder Mystery Party in which they were told what to dress us as. And so my Mum dressed up as a 'battered bride' as she was asked... arrived at the party and…

It's halloween that brings up the great sadness that is the Heidi Klum and Seal breakup.

Katie Perry has access to every manner of special effect artist and costumer. She's built a career out of campy, outlandish outfits. And she decides to become a cheeto for halloween. That's baller.

Ok.

Dog picture time.

I hope it is just dumbness or simple dog joy. Not a vet, but bull terriers tend to suffer from a neurologically-based disorder known as "compulsive spinning" and it looks a lot like that when it's not on a bed. So... yeah.

-Ruiner of fun