That name still makes me giggle :) Totally agree. Frankly almost anyone from last season of The Bachlorette would have been better than lame-o Chris.

It's not, but I actually think this definition is a pretty good one. Especially the point about white people not really understanding how racist it sounds. I, for one, have never heard of a black or hispanic person referred to as "all american."

If I watch this next season it will be a hate watch from the start. There is nothing interesting about Chris Soules. Nothing.

I'm gonna be that person and say.....I don't like this. I care less about the fact that he made her wear that stuff (which, just within their family, could actually be funny and effective) and more about the fact that he humiliated her in front of 250,000 people (and counting). 10 years old is old enough to start…

my cat would bring an end to the universe if she could.

I'm still getting used to a weekend schedule that involves me being locked in a small office, alone, for 12 hours waiting on work that may or may not come in. But it's not all bad: I can surf the web or read a book or do body weight exercises. It does make me wish Jezebel posted more on the weekends though.

thankyou for reminding me of the existence of this gif!

I don't want to live on a planet where "Vine star" is a thing.

I would hope it's progress. But it could also be taken at she's still suffering at the humiliation of being victimized by the media, her apparent, misguided take on the whole incident.

A year after my cowardly ex fiance broke up with me, he called me to invite me to his wedding to the woman he cheated on me with. I politely declined, but I did send him a wedding gift. A friend owned an extermination company that had a glass case full of cockroaches. Every month, they would put two in and by the…

Her daughter isn't avoiding touch. Her daughter is touching on her terms. That sounds healthy to me.

She's like the Polar Bears in the coke commercials during Christmas.

Rita Ora is a marketing and advertising vehicle masquerading as singer. I don't doubt she can sing, just like youtubers can apply makeup but she is just here to shill us products and make bank.

"I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night," she tells PEOPLE. "It works out well for my home and work life, but it doesn't leave a lot of time for rest."

I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night

"I have a set up that allows me to be a stay-at-home mom in the day and fulltime employee in the night," she tells PEOPLE.

Jan deserved a big movie career, certainly as big as Rob Schneider's fucking [career].

No way I'm watching this before my morning coffee or my evening bottle of wine.