RIP to the careers of everyone in that photo.

You know, I'm beginning to suspect that Dr. Luke might not even be a real doctor.

the actual condition is somewhat rare (about 1 out of 200 men, said Dr. Alukal)

How calculated, but he's still spewing his new black shit here. Build a school WHERE? Teach a child WHAT? These answers are extremely vague. I think once he became conscious of the fact that he has more white fans then he's ever had ever since he came out with Happy, he's made the decision to spew the colorblind…

Buying a dog vs. adopting one is more than just a difference in terminology, they are two completely different things. Anyone who truly loves dogs would never give money to a breeder because they are looking for a very specific type.

The customer isn't always wrong. Angela, however, is so wrong she's almost right again only because it is so ridiculous. They're candles. Take the smaller ones. Go home and order them online. Candles.

The original costume Beyonce wore for the video would have more clothing than this. Who dresses up little girls as saloon dancers? There were a lot of awful things about my childhood dance teacher, but at least she didn't dress us up age inappropriately. If there was a crop top (I remember maybe one), we wore leotards…

The kids are great, but whoever made the decision to dress them like that should be publicly horsewhipped.

She's certainly talented, but these moves and her costume seem more appropriate for an adult woman. That is one of the things I found refreshing about the performance Mark posted- she's dressed like a child and the choreography can't be interpreted as too adult. Not knocking this little girl or her talent though!…

You guys! Have you seen her dancing to Anaconda?! I must have watched it 15 times in a row when I discovered it.

THE DUDE IN THE DRESS DOING THE FLIP, THOUGH.

One time I got broken up with by my long-time crush after officially dating for one whole day, yep. He strung me along for a long time before that happened. He broke up with me while in his car, after a party. (so I was drunk on 2 40oz of Cobra I think) He said we would never work together or something, I mostly…

This isn't a story about me being broken up with, rather me breaking up with my boyfriend at the time. Our 2nd anniversary was coming up and I had just realized that I was in love with someone else, a woman to be exact. Well, he didn't know this yet and my 19 year old self thought the best time to tell him was when he…

One of my exes was into medieval reenactment and at one point bought me a throwing axe, which I got to be pretty good at. When I dumped him, he went to my room and grabbed it, then fell to his knees baring his throat and offering it to me while begging me to "end it now." I laughed so hard I staggered backwards and…

I once had a huge breakup fight with my boyfriend over hamburger helper. He wanted me to get up and get an additional fork instead of sharing his and for some reason I refused.

My naive 18-year-old self wasn't the best at separating a guys interest in dating me with his interest in sleeping with me. I was also a virgin, or at least I was until I started hanging out with my manager from work. Since he was my manager, our hooking up was hush, hush.