her body is insane her voice is insane (she is a little insane) everything about this is the best.

Sexy Catbug...

Same here. Although I have made other people go through some shit to get laid. One time, my friends and I met some guys out, then parted ways after giving them our numbers. We continued drinking, etc., then headed home to smoke some weed. The guys called us as we were packing the bowl and said they were leaving…

I don't think my cousins would do that for me. 😞

When I was in my early 20's, there was a club that my friends and I went to SO often that we joked about it being cheaper to just pay them rent. We knew everyone. Everyone knew us. My cousin, a 6'8" hulk of a guy, was the bouncer. It was just one of those great (if slightly alcoholic) moments in time.

Not a thing I did, but a thing that was done in pursuit of getting in my pants. Also not super crazy, just completely ridiculous.

I once played rugby with giant men to impress a guy in college who said he thought it was hot when girls were "tiny but tough." Promptly dislocated my right shoulder and broke my left collarbone, and a rib. Insisted I was fine, even though I couldn't move. Drank a lot, so I could claim the passing out was from the…

My gif isn't as mature as yours. To Dodai and everyone leaving, this is me:

Dodai, I think I'll miss you most of all.

Aww. I love you Dodai. Thanks for all of it.

Clowns? You're worried about clowns?!?! Did you not see the boot-dicked baby?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

I like her EVEN MORE now that I know she hates Kevin Smith.

I imitate my husband the exact same way, so this could be some kind of universal wife thing.

Also, my greatest fear as a parent, by far: Lice.

A kitten hug for you!

Callie, noooo! I mean, congrats! But I'll miss your Dirt Bags, they are my favourite morning coffee-reading ever ever.

If you guys keep doing this I might have to start reading Vice, and I really don't want to do that.