"YOU WAIT TILL TWITTER HEARS ABOUT THIS!"

Kicking him and his kids off the plane was a major overreaction, but, I don't know, I think it's kind of sweet that Southwest is standing up for its employees. Half the time, service workers get fired when they don't treat some douche who sells monogrammed coffee thermoses with the A-list ass kissing he feels entitled…

Whatever happened to the days when annoyed airport workers cursed over the intercoms, grabbed beers from the drink cart then deployed the emergency chute and slid off the plane that way? I miss Steven Slater.

Real nice way to treat an A-list. I'll be sure to tweet about it,

I'm not saying Beyonce is not important. But, you know, Oprah IS still alive.

I am SO thankful for Clair Ryan, I was really worried she was going to be fired.

I mean, aren't there only like 13 members of the Westboro Baptist Church in the first place? (OK, there are about 40, I think, but still.)

Don't tell me you don't see it.

Where's the box that it came in?

LOL! You used "cats" and "willingly" in the same sentence!

Nah. She's just bored with it.

If she doesn't like to have sex that often he would have noticed that a long time ago when they were first dating, not suddenly after years of marriage. You don't just suddenly go from a normal sex life to once a month just like that (unless you just had a kid or something).

My vote is- if someone smacks you in the genitals, you have a free pass. I didn't watch the video though, because I was worried I might be subjected to Tim McGraw's music.

"Without a genre" is a really nice spin on "meaningless".

Don't feel too bad for him. He could've been born in France some 200 years ago where during the Summer Solstice it was a time honored tradition to organize giant bonfires...and throw all the cats you could find into them...