The Indian-American successful woman who still wishes she was blonde and only dates white men?

I always picture Jesus having a good sense of humor

See!! #NotAllChristians

Must be nice... in this economic climate many people (including myself) have to choose whoever is willing to employ us to keep a roof over our heads. Not a lot of choice going on for many.

Your President('s Twitter account) is feeling a little cheeky today.

WHO THE FUCK PUNCHES A BUNNY?!?! >:(

No way they will win this. You can't copyright a 3-note melody. See, the problem is that a lot of today's popular music has become so very simple. I mean truly listen to those songs from a technical standpoint and you have 3, THREE notes as nearly the entire melody, with a steady beat in the background, and some…

I avoid Bareilles like the plague, so that's a mystery to me. I'll definitely take your word for it though!

White people have lost their goddamn minds since Obama came into office and I can't say I'm not enjoying it.

I like your mood.

Does it ever occur to these asshole fathers that the only reason they are afraid of their daughters dating is because they treated women so fucking horribly until they met the one they decided to marry/procreate with? Why doesn't anyone ever discuss the desire to teach their sons how to treat women like human fucking…

I can't find it within myself to hate these kids. They'll hate themselves more than enough in the future to make up for my apathy.

I met my husband at a fundy church prayer meeting. We are both atheists.

i met my (now ex) husband at a gay club. the end.

Personal favorites for me were...

They narrowed the decision to ONLY the contraception question, to avoid all those pesky worries and questions about not covering blood transfusions, vaccines, etc.