Okay, I'm gonna be that guy. The dog is adorable but that's not guilt you're seeing. She's reacting to her owner's agitated state and is trying to show submission. Dogs don't feel shame and to say they do is anthropomorphizing. (I hope I spelled that right.) Adorable puppy tho.

I want to make sweet sweet love to this woman's voice. Not that I want to have sex to a recording of her singing. I want to find a way to isolate her voice and somehow make love to it. Like... Really not creepy, sexy sweet love. Holy shit she is fucking amazing.

Solar eclipse level shade. Like, I'm-waiting-for-Neil-deGrasse-Tyson-to-fly-out-and-explain-it-to-me shade.

That was a world class, left handed compliment.

Marget Atwood once recalled that when she asked a male friend why men feel threatened by women, he answered, "They are afraid women will laugh at them." When she asked a group of women why they feel threatened by men, they said, "We're afraid of being killed."

I do think it's important to remember that, just like at the national level, laws don't necessarily reflect widespread public sentiment so much as the wishes of smaller-than-you'd-think but very well organized groups.

There is a public bathroom at my office, too. Assuming everything's situated properly, I can usually leave me cup in for up to 12 hours. If I do need to adjust or empty it at work, I just dump it out and put in back in without cleaning it (I figure since you're good for 12 hours, that goes for washing, too). Then I…

Wow this is the most diverse set of barbies I have ever seen. Just beautiful.

Isn't the simple answer here to just not go to every wedding you're invited to? I've been invited to destination weddings/showers/parties and it is always really easy: Sorry "X" - I'd love to celebrate with you but I/we just can't afford to do that right now. I hope you have an amazing day - I can't wait to see…

Cats and rainbows? Gotcha.

oh my fucking god, Burt. Jesus Christ. This... I can't. Let me give you a list of other things that have made me cry in the past few days...

"Being a mother makes me respect Mother Nature all the more."

Here.
And what do you mean? I'm on an iPad and just copy-pasted the link in Safari.

Does anyone remember Dr. Katz from Comedy Central? All these men look like characters from that show to me!

He did not attend, so sorry, here is a consolation gif(t):

Isn't part of the problem that cats aren't all that motivated by treats? This is how we get other animals to prove their smarts: put something they want inside a puzzle, and trust that if they're capable of doing so, they'll solve it. But cats are sometimes just more interested in playing than in actually getting the…

This, perhaps?