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He died last year of old age.

The article said he's suspected of doing this to American girls. Send him here. :)

May he rot forever in a Turkish jail.

I just spit out a big gulp of wine laughing at this comment. You glorious person, you.

Smokey Robinson's "Tears of a Clown" is the perfect choice for this montage, but the best irony here - I've run into him lots of times around West Hollywood, he's a lovely man, but this is no exaggeration - I don't think his face has any mobility left, either (he's 74!):

Yet Gwyneth still infuriates me because she fucking decided to garnish their hotdogs with chives. The more she tries to be Everywoman, the more I just can't.

I'm not a parent, and I'm not a pearl clutcher, but the whole cutisie thing people do with projecting adult relationships onto babies a la Prince George is super creepy to me. I have some Facebook friends who do this all the time — "already a lady killer" and "future husband and wife." Why?? Their entire adult lives…

That being said I love how much Whoopi does not give a FUCK.

This video is actually proof that the devil lives among us and she is allowed to be on a TV show.

That's fair. And if the guy is a dick, I hope he receives some comeuppance, but it doesn't address my issue with this piece. Okay, so an artist is accused of appropriation. That's a valid criticism. But where does appropriation and inspiration split? Not to get hyperbolic, but I don't want to see appropriation become…

can't wait to watch this on TBS in 2016 when I'm hungover

Looks like a typical day in my childhood household.

Nice trailer. I don't even need TO SEE THE FUCKING MOVIE NOW.

Have you ever noticed how the Biggest Loser contestants often look OLDER after they've lost all that weight? Chubby cheeks always look younger.

KK doesn't even deserve to be in the same sentence as The Audrey.

This is such a Benson move. Kudos, Jaffe.

I don't get it either. Your friend's food has been spit in (or worse!), I guarantee. I would never do that to anyone, but I also won't treat a server in a way that might provoke such a reaction. Next time ask her how she is able to evaluate someone's work performance such a small window. Or break out a clipboard…

And these sum up why I was only able to wait tables for two whole weeks. In that short time I had way more asshole tables than non-asshole tables and it was quit or start attacking customers. I choose the option that would not put me in jail.