"Kylie and Kendall Want the Tabloids to Stop with the Stories"

I dunno about Bethenny or Kelly, but the Countess definitely looks like she could go for a child's blood smoothie, even before she heard that it was for ratings.

Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

I don't think the kind of people who would buy this book have bookshelves...

There is actually a hilarious customer review of the book on Amazon that gave it five stars:

So it's a book about Stockholm Syndrome. Ugh.

This whole thing is just too horrifying to contemplate. I swear, if I go over to someone's house and I see this book on their bookshelf, I'm going to have to leave.

"if a man comes home and there's no dinner on the table, and his wife is on the phone, watching TV, or on the computer ignoring him, he won't feel respected."

Ummm, no. Black people don't have the patent on being oppressed by The Man. If you think that: learn your history. Chinese Exclusion act. Orientalism. Internment camps and the treatment of Japanese Americans in WWII. Vincent Chen. Open your eyes and look the fuck around you and quit playing those damn…

Lmao.

Come after you, meow?

Donald Duck and Porky Pig were fucking visionaries.

Okay but, you know, my cat even waits for me outside the bathroom. He CAN'T get enough of me, for real.