I rescued a little feral kitten a couple of summers ago on 3rd Avenue in midtown—it was just hopping around trying to get at something on the other side of a Duane Reade window. Long story short, I had to get rabies shots. Totally worth it.

This anti-trafficking campaign in amsterdam's red light district is really amazing (and sad) as well.

My girl was a pretty good fly-catcher back in the day, but she's considered herself in retirement for about seven years now. ;)

Huh. I was wondering why there seemed to be a shortage of quotation marks lately.

Christ on a pogo stick, Italian has to be the sexiest language ever.

I'll just come out and say it. Beyonce's new hair looks like ass. Bad cut, bad style, bad texture.. Bee, I love you, but that's not your haircut.

I dressed by cat up the fist Halloween I had him. He lay down and acted like I'd let him down in the most horrible way I could have. I snapped a few photos (because tuxedocat-despairface-evilwitch is super cute) and then took the costume off of him.

The cat stays on that thing AND wears the shark costume? Holy shit. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?

I am so tired of people hating everything that's pink. No, little girls don't have to like pink. Yes, lots of little girls do anyway. This is not the first or only astronaut Barbie doll. You really want your Barbie's spacesuit to not be pink? Here, dress her up in this blue spacesuit from the same collection. Or…

The fact that Chris has said he won't be watching any scenes that don't involve him and Des...is also pretty fucking concerning. "We initially talked about watching the episodes and how we would handle that for our relationship going forward and we kind of just decided that maybe it would be best to watch the segments…

So, question: is a small diamond band the only type of engagement ring that is "tasteful" now? Kerry's ring is gorgeous, but I hate how we have to qualify this as "tasteful" and then call out other celebs' huge rings as tacky. When it comes to engagement rings: YOU DO YOU.

There's a similar program here in Colorado, but with adult felons. The dogs actually LIVE in the cell with the prisoners who are training them. They rescue "un-adoptable" dogs from shelters, train them, then adopt them out. People can also submit their own dogs to the program. My sweet little cocker girl was rescued…

That's not negative personality traits, that's revenge for being forced to get up and face the day way too early.

My money is on Liam Hemsworth, although how you'd get Fefe out of that I have no idea. (I'd call him Hemsworth the Lesser a la the ladies at Go Fug Yourself, but that's just me).