Don't forget Han Solo used Luke's lightsaber to slit open the Taun-taun and save Luke's life on Hoth. But the argument could be made that Han Solo was a latent Force-user considering the decrepit condition of his YT-1300,and all the scrapes he and Chewie had only just barely escaped from.
Possible headlines for Bulldogz story:
Ditka drops a deuce and denies it.
Shirks and shifts blame when he takes a s**t. LOL
Oh I'm sure this will all end well...
Put the shovel down,Ricky.
Welkome to Amerika.
Just be glad he didn't concatenate...
Mammals are a filthy lot.
People drop deuces on trains and bacon factories pinch loaves on their cajones.
By the way "Pity Shigballs" is the name of my new band.
MAGIC,BLOODY MAGIC! =D
A mingling of shcadenfreude,childish glee and and rampant evil.
He rides by like WHAT? WHAT? You disapprove?
Anybody ready to bring back stoning?
Man's best friend,huh?
Hand over the idol!
Wasteful ingrates! Don't they know there are kids starving in Cook County who wish they had that much to eat!
La petite mort, indeed...
Not reptilian enough...
These guys.
Weird how many Red States are the ones who contribute the most to the obesity epidemic.