History books will one day cite this as the deathknell of market-based capitalism:

i’ll stick with this little puppy, because the cruze is a turd

I like to believe that they fired Dick Vitale years ago but just never told him.

Our country’s collective memory rivals that of a goldfish.

Please let it be Dick Vitale.........Please let it be Dick Vitale.

I think I’d rather see a sales tax on vehicles that fall below a specific MPG threshold. That would force the people who want those ghastly huge trucks to pay for it without hitting poorer people who rely on mass transit or small cars to get where they’re going.

Seriously, it’s fucking stupid to think that big oil/coal are sustainable industries going forward. This administration is a joke.

I’d kinda kill for a huge increase in oil prices. I know it would hit many financially, but the less trucks and SUV’s that I see the better.

How the hell can you sit for 9-10 hours straight in somebody else’s business? Do you not value your time or just not have a job, school, etc...?

So are dive-planes and front-splitters dumb on a RWD? Where downforce is helpful isn’t dictated by the drive-wheels. If you have a FWD car that has mid-corner oversteer issues, downforce at the back is helpful.

Light bars and lift kits in suburbia. None of that is needed to find your way over to PF Changs.

What if you are a huge Biggie fan?

Drinking gin?

Seeing this as a metaphor for the current state of race relations is fucking killing me.

Somewhere, in a dark corner of the White House, as the ref blows that whistle, Steve Bannon smiles...or does whatever his version of smiling is.

What’s with your love of the 4th gen? That thing was just ugly.

All these people out here judging...

So if your car gets stuck on the way down, do you get to shake the building?

Just watching the GIF at the top of the article makes me cringe.

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