Nice effort by ESPN, but they got completely one-upped by NBC Sports today.

"So," ESPN Prez John Skipper Says, "We Eliminated a Bunch of Cartographers"

You TGUS bashers are hilarious.

These guys are so boring now.

Does Right Said Fred get royalties every time someone hits one on the catwalk? Yeah, on the catwalk? You know what I mean?

Can't I just get one of Hernandez's new ones?

"Son, I'm sorry I had to divorce your mother, but sometimes people can't be together. I hope you understand. Now forget all about it and enjoy this five hundred dollar RC plane."

But for that price...

Was completely unfamiliar with Gianna Michaels and her body of work...until now.

how nice of that kid to hand out free showers to the tens of homeless people lining the parade route.

I will infiltrate this Kinja thread with a Gen1 Mazdaspeed3 picture.

Here's a gif of all the shots Chris Bosh made in Game 7:

I'm blocking the ball with this annotation.

MAYBE if you found a road that goes 3,000,000 miles downhill.

Don't forget to include the view that a lot of Heat fans had...

With the ability to change out battery. I reckon a tesla can do 3 million miles

The percentage of fans that left vs. percentage of fans that stayed is obviously going to be low but that's not really the issue. The issue is that the percentage that left was way higher than it should have been in that close a game in the NBA Finals when your team has one of the best players of all time. The…

Good job, good effort.

Next, bring your replica and show it off on your first date. After spending an hour talking about how awesome your replica is, make a comment about her dress, or how her hair is all flaky or (if you want to "seal the deal") comment on her weight. That way, she knows that you pay attention to every detail.