Sarah then went on to say “This is America, and you get it right the first time. YOU GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME!”. Then she walked into a door while leaving a restaurant.

Wait, was Lucy in Soundgarden’s “Black Hole Sun” video?

If young people keep getting facial piercings, they will never be able to blow up balloons.

It's a tough call. If memory serves, Limbaugh is mostly deaf. So, if you just read the words and not hear its tone, you might think some of them weren't creepy, just friendly.

I am super psyched! Now I have a rough idea of when the Rifftrax version of this movie will be out.

We NEED mockbusters. Otherwise, we'd never have films like Turkish Star Trek or The Mighty Gorga (a King Kong knock off).

Keep in mind that this is the Duck Dynasty family about twelve years ago. There is some major Larry the Cable Guy / George W. Bush faux redneckism going on here.

Good idea encouraging people to get free movies and snacks by lying and basically stealing. Those businesses will really appreciate that.

One million moms must watch a lot of TV. Nice to know that kids these days have the same babysitter I did.