A friend of mine in law enforcement showed me a gouged tree in town, and told me he had responded to a car accident there a few years prior, where the driver crashed into the tree whilst getting a blowjob from his girlfriend. Where was his wife? In the local hospital, having just given birth to their first child.

To be a woman

This couple has a ton of friends! And now I am sad.

How do people not understand that the appropriate response to a pregnancy announcement is "congratulations"? If it was unwanted, or they were planning on terminating they wouldn't be announcing it. Just say "congratulations" and keep your opinions to yourself.

I prefer Cholula, honestly.

I'm wondering if the hot guy is one of those "Gotta get my money's worth kind of people"...

The sugar packet story is like how I regard people who dump sriracha over everything. Like, first, you didn't even taste it, and second, why the fuck are you putting sriracha on curry? and toast? and corn on the cob? and ICE CREAM??? what is wrong with you people??

I don't know if the underlying allegations are true or not, but in Bill Cosby's defense he is extremely senile. I saw him getting interviewed by Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert in the past few months and it was so bad I had to shut them both off. He rambled, could not or would not answer basic questions, and was…

That he didn't even have a boilerplate non answer ready for this shows a certain level of arrogance. Even if none of the accusations are true, you still have to address them and to assume no one will ask about them on a national news program, not some softball talk show, is just arrogant and/or dumb.

I think his point still stands, if a woman wore the same suit with a different blouse she'd still be called out on it.

I like this guy! Just to add to the points he was making- this also has obvious financial effects as well. Women are expected to wear different and reasonably on trend clothing, shoes and makeup. Men can get by with about three suits, a couple pairs of shoes, a dozen shirts and ties for years!

I think it's also something that kind of gets obfuscated by the media around clothes. Fashion media on all levels tends to focus on whatever is interesting, so a guy dresses really well or really strangely might get some attention, but a guy who is falling back on standards or under dressed in a really boring way…

...he simply proved something we all already know, the double standard women deal with on a day-to-day basis.

This so delightfully tone-deaf. I'm very thankful for the huge grin that this put on my face, because I'm having a rough week. Their STRUGGLE is so moving. I can't have Extraordinary Beauty X, because I have Extraordinary Beauty Y. I can't have all the Beauties! Much like Oedipus, Electra or Orestes, I'm stuck with…

Yes, I think that is the idea. You're already making a shitty wage, not enough hours, unpredictable hours, trying to support yourself or a family, and you can't even get a day off. And why? Because people want to buy shit. Medical emergencies don't stop for the holidays, but there's no real reason people have to shop…

What are you asking here? Why aren't retail workers expected to work like medical professionals, EMTs and police officers? Is that what you're asking?

Cuckoo's Nest supports my argument because Jack Nicholson plays the same character in that movie (up until he is lobotomized, when he does alter his performance slightly) as he does in Prizzi's Honour, Terms of Endearment and that really shitty film where I'm supposed to believe that he's the devil and 3 very…

She looks amazing, but I think she should stop for a second and consider why the photographer chose to portray her as a lubed-up queen standing on a produce box as a pedestal, and rising out of a trash bag that is sitting on the slick alcohol/piss-covered floor of a back alley. Symbolism — it means something.

No. He's a terrible actor. He plays Jack Nicholson in all his movies. Haven't you noticed? It doesn't matter if he plays a Mafia hitman, NASA astronaut or the devil, he plays them all the same way. That's why it used to be a thing for comedians to pretend to be Jack Nicholson as a produce clerk or whatever the…