I disagree that Ellen is a "personality." She's a classic comedian. Are all comedians who also host daytime TV shows classified as "personalities?" Steve Harvey, for example?

They weren't throwing them, they THOUGHT they would throw them. Which isn't that bad of an idea, really.

I saw nothing anywhere that anything was actually thrown. It was the perceived threat of them being thrown. The Texas GOP is just making themselves look more and more desperate.

as someone who needs such supplies atm, you get a giant fuck yoooou from me.

Is rampant tampon throwing something that actually goes on during these debates? I'm pretty sure we would have heard about it if it was.

REPUBLICANS ARE LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF WOMEN'S PERIODS.

"The only thing that should be all up in your vagina is us!"

Well, the title of their list should really be: 10 Best STAND-UP Comedians.

I saw "We Shall Overcrumb Cake". That's a winner.

Those and "KKKsadilla" and "Salt and Vin*gger Chips" were mine.

Better stock up on those games now, guys, because THE WOMYN ARE HERE. Your precious RPGs and FPSes will be discontinued in favor of...

I would watch too, but only if they change the name. People are going to think it's Lane Bryant's Hollywood, which would be dressing famous 'plus-size' starlets (both of them!) in mall clothes? Although a Janie Bryant for Lane Bryant line could be awesome!

fucking SOLD. I am so there. I will watch, I will read the TLo recaps, I will re-watch.

This woman is such a brilliant costumer, it gives me the chills. If you haven't already, check out http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/tag/mad-style. I was amazed by just how much costuming has to do with the telling of the story. Kiss the rest of your afternoon goodbye though- these are seriously addicting.

may i suggest marijuana?

Great... Now their will be apps dedicated to baking and knitting...

I remember a very fine moment in college when I was playing a fighting game with my then-boyfriend's friends, all men, which I didn't play much and they played all the time. So I lost a lot.

To the pain!

Sparks don't grow — your vagina doesn't become more inclined to wanting someone just because you're around them.

Eh, I don't know. Scientology is so successful because they've got their cult brainwashing techniques down pat. I'm not even joking. I knew someone who went "undercover" to one of their research places and they were freaked out by how persuasive the stuff is, even to someone who knows how much bullshit is behind it.…