Ugh, the head nudging is such a huge turn-off. Treat me like I'm a fucking pack animal that you're guiding along a path, uh no, fuck that. Men, you want a blow job? Here's a tip: ask for one. During foreplay or sometimes when we're just making out, my boyfriend will kiss and nuzzle behind my ear, drop his voice to…

I second Fnarsbourg. Men seriously need to stop watching so much goddamn porn. One of my guy friends once said that unless a blow job included deepthroating, throatfucking, and gagging, it wasn't a "real" blow job. I said, "Really? You'd rather hear a woman making quacking noises and see tears running down her…

But... you obviously don't believe in giving a male rights over his own body, as you would irrevocably remove a piece of it before he is capable of vocalizing any kind of objection. Maybe you've just never thought of it that way, but it is what it is. Your professed view about making children feel in control of…

I once had a boyfriend who was born outside of the U.S. but raised here from a very young age. Like 99% of men from his country he was uncircumcised. I was the first girlfriend he'd ever had that didn't make some derogatory remark upon finding out he was uncut - granted we were both in our early twenties so he'd…

I actually prefer to perform oral sex on an uncircumcised penis. Let's face it, the pleasure for the giver is all in the feedback provided by the receiver. I want him to look and sound like he's dying from how good it feels. In my experience, uncircumcised men are so much more sensitive. They can appreciate a…

So, if FGM were done in a hospital by a surgeon, you would be okay with a parent deciding to have it performed on a newborn? I think if circumcision were performed in the same manner that FGM is performed (i.e. by tribal people in third world countries in unsanitary conditions when the boy is just entering puberty)…

Yeah, who are these women that are giving blow jobs to guys that have been marinating their junk in piss and sweat all day? I have never asked (or wanted) a guy to perform oral sex on me without me having recently showered and not gone to the bathroom between the shower and the sexy times. I demand he extend the…

Yeah, Melissa is definitely not helping. She refuses to accept that her husband needs to feel connected to his family and that's never going to happen if she keeps forcing him into a position where he feels he needs to defend her against them. He wants to be reunited and the only way for that to happen is for her to…

Did you notice how fast Melissa was in grabbing Joe Gorga's hat and putting it back on his head after it fell off during the fight? Immediately I was like, he must have a bald spot and she's a good wife for acting so quickly to spare his pride as much as possible. And then after the fight everyone was talking about…

If I had a hairline low enough to look like bangs at first glance, I wouldn't be accentuating it with slicked back up-dos. Just saying.

I'm going to go ahead and say that it's probably not the girl who fails to recognize herself in the viral video, and needs her mom's prompting in order to bust a move. Her mom is obviously trying to cash in somehow and she's just doing what her mom is telling her to do. Poor kid.

I'm glad that you recognized the "no short guys" rule for the utter stupidity that it is.

I had no idea this show featured Bill Nye the Science Guy as the President!

Hell yeah, I am not a pack mule and I refuse to carry your shit. I apply this rule equally to men AND women. I hate being the only woman with enough sense to bring a clutch or a wristlet for a night out with the gals only to have them all ask me to put their phones, lipsticks, IDs, keys, money, etc. in my tiny-ass…

Fox News?! Try Jezebel. Pretty much everyone here was losing their shit over what was clearly a joke.

"This guy — who, we will soon learn, is named Cooper Nielsen — will require you to suspend your disbelief on several fronts. First, you'll have to overlook his shitty-ass line readings, because of all the bad-acting dancing ringers, he is the worst actor by far. Second, he's supposed to be the guy on whom all the…

Just woke up (because after years of living like an adult my internal clock is permanently set to 6AM = wake up regardless of what day it is) and saw that you have kindly linked to the recap. Now I'm torn: back to sleep or hilarious recap!

I came on her to say Center Stage. Every single time it comes on tv I can't NOT watch it. It was totally my secret shame for years until one time I let it slip to my thirty-something year old brother while on the phone that I was watching it. As I prepared myself for the ridiculing of a lifetime he said, "That…

Me three. I also had a star here and on Gawker, back in the day. And I hate seeing all those trolls get rewarded out of the grey for their trolling! Ugh.

And I don't mean "I love you" I mean "I love cake."