Sure. Blame Satan. Everyone blames Satan.

That certainly sounds awful. But it is not uncommon for serial killers to lie through their teeth about the number of people they killed. Shockingly, they are not the most reliable people.

I have nothing productive to add to this SNS except I hate this point in my cycle (where my period could start at any moment) because I am constantly hungry. I just ate a whole pizza and still feel like I could eat a second and have room for something else after that.

That's pretty much your job.

I was a huge fan of Tori Amos as a teenager, but I thought this parody of her was hilarious:

I'm a huge Parks and Rec fan. What else what else....there is always Antiques Roadshow. I find that rather calming. And the Cosby Show!

Dudes, I found a bottlenose dolphin skull today on the beach! I thought it was pretty damn cool!

It's my birthday! I got everything I wanted. All my family and friends joining me later for some outside drinking now that it's warm. I got to go to Popeye's Fried Chicken, don't judge me, I LOVE their beans and rice. Then off to Home Depot for some chalkboard paint and a new grill. Best of all? My stepdaughter gave…

To state the obvious here: these are two theoretically different studies with different implications. Let's not lump them into one headline.

There seems to be a lot of dislike aimed at Jennifer Aniston, and I think this is why. She lives the life many of us wish we could live - free of obligations, not caring what society thinks about us being free of obligations. Living in a way that makes you happy (as long as it's not hurting anyone else) tends to be…

I am fighting breast cancer right now. I was lucky to "only" need a lumpectomy and sentinel node biopsy, along with 4 months of chemo and almost two of radiation. I'm sitting here with my bald chemo head and a fresh new collection of surgical scars - none of which are as dramatic as the ones in the picture. But…

"Friends" bolted after she shared the pictures? Who the fuck does that? The internet blows my mind yet again.

Chardonnay.Not water.

I've read a few pieces on addiction by Brand and...dude takes my breath away. He translates the language of addiction better than anyone I've ever read or heard.

Leo doesn't have time to snort coke because he's usually face-deep in a model.

That is the most activity I have ever seen a panda do, and I watch a lot of panda-cam.

Loved the part about female friendships. I'm still friends with a childhood friend (from the age of 7 and we are both pushing 50 now) even though we have both moved all over the US, we always stayed friends. We ended up in the same city and now see each other all the time. I feel like she gets me in a way no one…

I feel like a lot of the pressure to "dress your age" is related to location and whether or not you've had children. I've been told many times where I'm living that I should cut my hair "just to make my life easier" and it's been hinted that my skirts are short and halter tops are too much.

She looked unhealthily skinny, but to make myself feel better I decided that she's really competitive (former athlete) and she may have intentionally gone super overboard to win the money, planning to get back to a healthy weight after the show. But I fully recognize that I am just articulating a hope; I have nothing…