You guys, my secret shame is that I just really like Snooki and JWoww. There is no explanation for it, but I just really do.

People who you never liked (or never liked you) in high school. Why did I accept all those invites when I joined?!?!

OMG I LOVE THIS MOVIE. I also sometimes say that I've had a few tee many martoonis. No one's picked up the specific reference yet, but if they ever do, I will give them a hug!

Groundhog Day is so fucking strange.

Congrats on your sobriety. Addiction is a bitch to be sure. Stay strong.

I too reacted out loud. Really sad. I'm just over a year sober (booze was my bane) and it's such a struggle. I mourn the loss of this brilliant man. Rest in Peace.

That is horrible! I gasped when I read the headline. Such a talented man who had so much ahead of him. Heartbreaking.

If you read the source on the aloe vera, it doesn't even say that. It says they didn't have enough evidence to make a determination. The source on coconut oil says they only tested it on women. It may not work on men at all. Plus it says they lost weight only in their midsections - they may not have lost any overall…

Some of these seems like they were worded very carefully:

I love my husband like crazy, but if I were in a room with Daniel Craig, I'm pretty sure all I'd be able to say would be "I love you?"

To be fair, I think any conversation with Daniel Craig might begin or end with "I love you" as just a knee jerk reaction.

Eek, that would just not be an option for me, especially in winter. My skin is super sensitive and gets painfully dry even without the help of showers. If I was going twice a day I think I'd start shedding, lizard style.

I'm calling it right now! The sequel is a year or two from now, and the school decides it's stupid to fund two whole acapella groups, so they make them join into one group. Becca and Jesse are still dating, and they decide to co-captain. But they disagree about many things, and this puts a strain on both their…

I'm 5'11" but I love all those dresses. What I'm saying is get ready to see my pussy, America!

T.Swift was, hands-down, the best-dressed person of the night. That dress was perfection, and I loved seeing her in non-red lipstick. Plus, those earrings are to die for. A+ work, Taylor!

"Screened for mental health"? You're the crazy one here. Mental illness doesn't just lie in wait until you put a ring on it. If you didn't know beforehand, either she did a great job hiding it, the marriage itself sent her off the deep end, or you didn't see the warning signs. How long did you know her before you…

Can I add one?

YOUR WEDDING DAY IS NOT VERY IMPORTANT.

Having been married (and had an very amicable divorce) the best advice I could give anyone is to always get a pre-nup. ALWAYS. The idea behind a pre-nup is simple to make sure that if the marriage breaks up (and half do) that you have a fair starting place for dividing thing which will help cut down on the animosity…

Wow, I'm starting too feel like Lifehacker is a bit outside of my Average Joe finances these days. Saved $21K???? I'm sure that for most of us $21K would be a dream wedding! What's next, how to save $300 on dinner for two?