And then Grandma swoops in, buys them everything they want because “it’s my job to spoil them”, and you are back to square one.

This seems to be commonly misunderstood. The Ravens/Harbaugh’s gripe was with the refs not making it clear who was/was not eligible in a reasonable amount of time, not necessarily the Pats or their formations.

Prob still gonna park it in the garage rather than scrape ice in the AM.

The problem with cars isn’t leaving the doors unlocked, it’s about idiots leaving valuable things in them. Petty thieves are opportunists, and since noise draws attention, they’ll try the door first if they see anything of potential value. A skilled car thief will get your car no matter what you do.

I know y’all kid, but as a legit suicidal person who put all the scissors, knives, and drugs out of reach Tuesday night:

These things really do not work well/at all. If you want cold whisky, put it in the fridge before you drink it. Part of the rationale for ice is the water, as some whisky is better with the addition of a small amount of water. Don’t get these for the whisky drinker in your life. If they wanted cold, non-iced whisky,…

These things really do not work well/at all. If you want cold whisky, put it in the fridge before you drink it. Part…

Cubs fans: Please look at Red Sox fans post-2004 as a cautionary tale for how not to act if you don’t want everyone hating you and your team.

It is funny you mention silverware, as best is subjective there. Any silverware with fancy design handles or non smooth edges irritates the mess out of my palms. Best for me is smooth, flat, and featureless. Which means those 3 for a dollar packs you find at Walmart are a steal.

Yeah, extending the olive branch worked so fucking well when Turtleman McConnell responded by saying his primary legislative objective was to make President Obama a one-term president. Fuck them all to hell.

I think you have to keep an eye on the rotisserie chickens though. Ideally the time they came out of the oven should be noted. If you get one that’s been sitting under a heat lamp all day, I’ve had less ideal results compared to one that was 1-2 hours out of the oven.

Is it possible to UNPORT the number? Let’s say you move across the country but move BACK? Possible?

The single engine that drives his psychology is a desire for dominance. It is about dominance and power. It is being able to walk into a room and take over.

Legitimate question: when was this?

Right?!? Okay, like, I grew up in a conservative Christian environment, incredibly focused on church and all its trappings, and now I’ve, uh, become a super-liberal, but I still consider myself theoretically Christian. ANYWAYS, as she’s listing off her self-righteous qualifications - I’m a Christian woman, I don’t…

I always love people who say “I’m a good Christian” because typically this means they are not!

Those idiots never realized how lucky they were - ask anyone in the Adirondacks and the Catskills in central NY how shitty Irene was.

The Saddleback looks great in person.

The Saddleback looks great in person.

Yeah, but it’s like wiping with sand paper.

Yeah, but it’s like wiping with sand paper.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as much.

Charmin Ultra Strong. It holds up really well, doesn’t pill, and the roll lasts a long time since you don’t use as…