I thought the same thing, until the matter of the ledger came up.

Legal advice:

Jalen Brunson is so good he’s Big East AND Big Ten Player Of The Year.

“they still have Big Ten player of the year Jalen Brunson, after all.”

“Could be worse.” - Jared Fogle

You’d try to fuck with a former professional athlete who easily goes 6'9", 300 these days?

Dryer sheets in the toilet paper tube for the exhale and a towel under the door are freshman year lessons.

If only he had stayed for a full four years of college he might have learned to stick a towel under the door.

Neither is “Glen.”

Lots of ex-players become entrepreneurs. 

“Big Baby” is not a good name to walk into prison with.

In fairness, if Virginia had scored 21 more points, they would’ve won.

Who’s a good boy?! The Retrievers are good boys! Good boys!

I don’t know what’s worse, the fact that that was the best thing you could come up with or the fact that 13 people and counting have starred it.

Pictured: LeBron James (r) preparing to end the life of Bobody Nurfict.

I think they should make him play for the Browns as punishment.

This is, without question, the greatest moment I have ever had as a UB alumnus.

...wait, Arizona lost to UB? HOLY SHIT, THAT MAKES IT EVEN BETTER!

I liked LeBron before this comment.

LOL. Heavy debt load from leveraged acquisitions + decreasing ad revenue with fewer listeners (because who really listens to Fucko & The Douche’s Morning Zoo when you have so many other options now?) + infighting between bondholder classes = restructuring.

I bet that Harambe wishes that he went out like a champion now. smh