I'll have you know that would never happen to Illinois! That ball would be bouncing safely ten yards in front of it's intended target.

No, He can't count that fast. He's counting to 15 which is the record he just made for goals in a Champion's League campaign.

Harper was disappointed that his hospital gown didn't have a collar he could pop for the photo.

He was great in AI.

I'm pretty sure everyone outside of LA still hates Blake Griffin.

Kimi thinks it's going to be OK! SO EVERYTHING IS OK!

They turn the mics up when Manning is on field. They don't do it for Bears games, so you don't hear Cutler queefing in the huddle.

Doesn't look at all like a shooting range.

the jump will also double as an icbm launcher.

Silly Samer. The ski lift is right there practicing in the fifth picture.

See, they're going towards the armpits.

Photoshop. If it's good enough for the Bush presidential election campaign, it should be good enough for the Chinese government.

Would it be less problematic if he were hot?

His "fiancee" is a 300-pound convicted arsonist named Leroy. He bought Travis for 30 packs of cigarettes.

Baylor claims he was told to "induce African American players to join the Clippers, despite the Clippers' reputation of being unwilling to fairly treat and compensate African American players."