Didn't even blow the tires. Lame.

Shooting down a Soviet plane, scraping the engine, spending a lot of time rebuilding it, then getting the village out to the square to watch me start it... man how I wish I had the time and money to do these kinds of things. Obviously not the shooting down part, if I had enough resources to invent time travel I'd have…

I'm not German, I don't even really like Germans in general, but I was also expecting a punchline here that seems to be misisng.

Viva Mexico! (Actually pick your poison, either built in Tennessee, Mexico, Argentina or Brazil.)

My Seat wouldn't even start or sustain ignition in the kind of torrent you have on those pics.

Bangle Beemers still have the 1980's broker who is both doing coke and steroids at the same time feeling to me. If I had a BMW it would still be the E38.

You might want to stop letting your wives drive your cars. Just an idea.

One of my friends in high school had the same car. It was a blast (back in 1999). Then a Suburban backed up on it as it didn't show in its mirrors. My friend got more cash from the driver (cca $1500 as I recall) for the damage than he bought the car for. (Now that I think of it it, it might have been the 924 not the…

My first car was a 1999 Seat (that's like Volkswagen just shittier beacue instead of Germans it is made by Spaniards) Cordoba Sportline. It had the old 1.6 8 valve(!) VW engine that deliverd 75 HP which was decent for a FWD VW Polo sized car. It was a bitch to drive in the winter as it was heavy in the back and tended…

on 2nd thought u r right. but the major turbo manufacturers both in eu an jap use bar, as far as i know that is the standard in car manufacturing in most parts of the world.

Like everyone outside the dimwit country that still uses very colorful but utterly backward measuring systems.

did anyone do the math? 600/gr island economy... wow!

or armed them, to use them for their own purposes. we also might note that the respected founding fathers would probably be considered terrorists by current standards and shipped to the equivalent of Guantanamo, no questions asked. ;)

"the biggest gun to have ever been put in an aircraft": FALSE

I still think this story is from the onion...