Sure it's perfect. If you have around 50,000 batteries on hand to use with it while you play. And that alone will probably get you about 10 hours of total play time.

Aw, but then you couldn't sound dumb when telling your non-gamer friends about it.

Great article. This show was light years ahead of its time.

Pretty much all the music in this game is awesome:

"Vaginas don't need lube."

Did your girlfriend get disowned for her failure to act like a proper Asian? I kid, I kid.

I've seen that image many times on the internet and you could post it in every article on Kotaku, but I assure you Peppy's knowledge will keep overwriting our memories forever.

don't trade you're consoles in. Keep them for posterity.

You are a terrible person.

Gimme those balls filled with warm milky cream!

"Really, Captain. I was 83 years old. Do not tell me that you were unprepared for this. My death may be sad, but not surprising. As we know, Death is part of Life. It is an axiom of reality. And as we age, the probability of our mortality grows. So, I ask that you do not mourn for me. Instead, I recommend you…

We should just dump our defense budget into some of these, ISIS wont know what hit 'em.

I just got flashbacks of all my No Rules notebooks and trapper keepers

Gettin tired of your shit Rockstar.

Basically what it looked like in my child-like brain when I watched it live. Now what I see on TV..well.

Reminds me of this scene from Venture Brothers, "Apparently nobody ever told him what due process was."

And yet Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld walk free to this very day.