I don’t know what the definition of “Thick” is for whoever made this video. But those pieces of bacon were no where remotely close to being thick.

His stand-up is bearable at best. But you are right. Everyone person that would be talking about him was generally some “Dude-Bro”. But he really isn’t that funny, it is just the urgency in which he delivers his lines that makes them work. But every generation has a version of a Done Cook. Before him was Andrew Dice…

I guess not really submitting it for the running, but I have been using a Xiao Tai Zi meat cleaver. It cost me $15 at the local Chinese market and I literally use it for everything. When i say everything, I was popping beer bottles with it a one point. I also picked up a 1$10 honing brick and the first night i got it, …

I guess not really submitting it for the running, but I have been using a Xiao Tai Zi meat cleaver. It cost me $15…

Mini-Van or not, The Honda Odyssey is genuinely a great vehicle! It was one of the cars that I learned to drive on. The other two cars being a Porsche 993 with a C2 body kit and a 1995 Merc S500. The Odyssey had just the right amount of pick up and go, it had great handling, it was a honda so maintenance was minimal.…

wait, by like odd hours, you mean like 3am or 5am showings? I am so very confused by this whole thing still.

yeah. I always learned to not leave net until someone on my team has somewhat control of the ball. It has been pretty effective so far.

naw, your right. not AFKer’s. But the 7th goal you see the goalie just fuck off to the left instead of defending. wasn’t even trying to get boost, just drove up the wall.

The Rocket League come back seems like his teammate just bailed. Shit like this happens all the time when you have a good lead, you just have a teammate that either goes and takes a shit or he goes and rolls a joint. Granted those goals were pretty well times, I think there was an afked player!

Might be worded poorly. But an 8 years difference between your daughter and your “lover” is highly disturbing. I mean, my older sister and my younger sister have an 8 years difference between them and I am smack dab in the middle! of 4 years between them two. So to put into perspective, that is like my fathers dating…

That cover image. That was what I had a problem with Toby Maguire’s Spider-man. The just didn’t have the genuine comic book stance down. He looks like he was trying to fuck a hole on whatever surface he was crawling on. He did that shit through the series. It was very weird, like he thought his dick was another…

“Jasmine began dating Paul when she was just 16-years-old — he was 33 at the time. They had been living together at the time of his death, and Jasmine had been close with his 15-year-old teen daughter, Meadow.”

Hunt: Showdown. Stumbled upon their free play weekend event yesterday and holy shit is it fun. I have already racked up 16hrs!

such a random bunch of posts. One about a celeb being overly generous and another about a reality starting talking about some stupid fad she started that has actually caused bodily harm to people trying to imitate her and pitching it like it was some spiritual experience. The universe really does have a balance.

It isn’t a Maggie Gyllenhaal movie unless she gets semi naked!
but I am a bit confused with this line

I don’t ever plan on getting married, but I won’t completely dismiss it either. Like anything in life. However, when the thought actually crosses my mind, I think back to that Paul Rudd movie “I love you, man”. I have never been actually close enough to anyone to have them be my best man. Then it goes on to, oh shit, I…

This isn’t just isolated to just medical care. Dental care is the same way. I went into an emergency dentist once because I was having insane pain from a recently chipped tooth and my dentist was out of town for about a week. I went in, the dentist saw me, immediately claimed I had a root canal and was willing to do…

Did she confuse Autism with Bi-Polar?

Yeah, yeah Constance Wu is mugging for the camera. Nothing new. I say more Gemma Chan! Her role in Humans is quiet powerful. Especially in the second season finale!

He needs to go away. He needed to go away in the 90's. Seagal is straight up annoying and a liar. His sad excuse for Aikido, which he has never actually trained in, is a testament to just how racist America really is. “Look, this guy moves his hands slightly faster than mine, he must be some type of a grandmaster, put…

Nailed it! Down to the Scowl when Beerus is annoyed. someone bring a massive plate of Sashimi, QUICK!