Also, he seems to have discovered the barber that has kept Pete Rose looking classy all these years

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So it was an accidental coverup? Like they were going to report it to the police, but fell on their way to the phone?

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Tiger's mom was Thai. But given that Thai people are notoriously racist, he grew up hearing stories about how they treated his father like shit there (not too surprising to anyone who's spent time in Thailand, they are even worse to black people than we are), so he never really goes there or anything. He's not much of…

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Ben Roethlisberger also rapes women. Just for the record.

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Also, why the hell does he need so many wristbands on his arms?

Yeah, when you're a league smart enough to take teams away from places like Minnesota, where hockey is only marginally popular, to places like Dallas, a long-time hockey hotbed, clearly you're a right-thinking organization that will do well for generations to come.

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"men's coxless four rowing event"

Sure, Federer can also be obnoxious, but you know how that old Sinbad routine goes "White tennis players be obnoxious like this, but black tennis players be obnoxious like /this/"

Gotta say, I was underwhelmed at my only Tripping Icarus show, but I have come to adore Kluwe quite a bit from reading him here. Also to his credit, he was a stand up chap about autographing my CD, even though I was drunk enough that I think made it a little too clear I was doing this ironically.

As someone else mentioned on one of these threads somewhere (damn you kinja), I've done that, too. Not right away in the conversation (that's a bit odd), but early. And I did it because I wanted to make clear to the random woman that I was talking to that I was speaking with her for the same reasons you identify — she…