Auugh! Auugh! Auuuuugh!

So, who should start? The honest-to-God answer is that it doesn’t matter.

Have any of you actually been to Vegas? Like ever? If a cell phone is lost in that town there is a 95% chance the owner is either a mid-60s woman with an oxygen tank, a slightly overweight businessman in khakis with a wedding ring in his front pocket, or a replica of a Duck Dynasty cast member lugging around a plastic…

“Ronaldo Returns Phone. Has 5-some”

Ronaldo finds phone. Ronaldo looks through selfies on phone. Ronaldo decides to have sex with owner of phone. Ronaldo also has sex with friends of owner of phone. Boyfriends of phone owner and her friends cry themselves to sleep.

This reminds me of the time Hope Solo found my phone and then beat the shit out of me when I wouldn’t give her a reward.

I swear I’m not trying to be overly jingoistic...Helen Mirren is fantastic and virtually everything she does is amazing.

Good to see the Browns are accepting of their offensive capabilities this year.

Steffi is the only one to achieve a golden slam and she did that during the most difficult (that is, full of peer competitors and idiotic family drama) part of her career, but I would say that Serena is at least equally the best, and considering how play has changed, she likely is the greatest ever in the same way…

I mean, we all laugh at this trade but the actual terms were: “two bottles of whiskey and a harmonica” or “We murder and rape you and take it anyway”. So, you know, two bottles of whiskey is still two bottles of whiskey.

100th Moss Homerun Ball

+1.317 WHIP for Bob Wickman

...athletes love them some Apple products.

You would think that a Tribe of that size would negotiate for some land.

The official Cleveland Indians twitter account just used the words “50 gallon drum of lube.”

Nobody wants NBA Finals tickets?

I can think of several times in my life as an Indians fan I wished the bullpen had been thoughtful enough to give us each a 50-gallon drum of lube.