Obligatory.

This quote courtesy of the ESPN article: “I love having Cleveland on the front, and I bet the majority of the fans [love it],” Whitner said. “When you hear Cleveland, you know where that is on the map.”

When I was 21 I got high and masturbated a lot.

Burke - If the memoir you eventually write is not entitled "The Barn In Zanesville," I'm going to be immensely disappointed.

Tim Duncan put up 29/10 on 12-for-15 shooting in his 75th start of the season at age 38.

It was this game:

Jordan than purchased the floundering Charlotte basketball team, achieved a little success, re-branded the franchise the beloved Hornets, got everyone excited for the 2014-15 season, and then ran them into to ground as one final piece of payback for Gill’s transgression.

I mean, right now, at this very moment, LeBron James is probably a better NBA coach than David Blatt.

We are Air Marshal.

"Fuck her right in the aisle seat!"

If it was the Browns, it's a good thing he didn't find out. We don't need any more people on planes having suicidal thoughts.

Baltimore took this more seriously than domestic violence

"Got any Dwayne Wade in ya? Would you like some?" -Dwayne Wade

As a Sixers fan, I pray they land Russell in the draft. He's the guard everybody was dreaming/hoping MCW could be but had no hope. He's a little raw and could improve a bit defensively, but his court vision is unreal and he's one of the best shooters in college. He's got some Dwyane Wade in him

If Wall had a father these would be 540 lay ups for sure.

And in related news, Bill Cosby remains at large.

That name dropping paragraph was turrrible, but you do realize your biggest article each week is a blatant rip off of his mailbag, right? You mail that in as much as anything Simmons does.