As data connections beside Wi-fi is not mentioned I’m going to guess that you tether your tablet to your phone, which becomes a hot spot, and you use your cellular data.

“big questions here being swept under the rug by generic indy pop stock music”

Hey! I like the original essential phone.

Will it blend?

I actually heard about it years ago when Spyker was still in business but forgot about it ‘til today.

Spyker D12 Peking-to-Paris.

Buy a vehicle that attracts the ladies who like to open the door naked.  That’s my only advice.

What does btfo mean?  And can I get a copy of your manifesto?

No, no, no.  You put your feet on the ground to brake.  That’s how fixies work right?  Like the flintstones?

So.  You’re tired of killing pedestrians at Cars & Coffee, eh?

Would you say that Kristen Lee is a ... Crazy Rich Asian?

Oooo.  I have the answer to this.  The Dodge Viper.  It runs on pure awesomeness.  And awesomeness is always available.

I wanna be a doctor!

I too hate paying my taxes.  But you don’t see me wussing out and running to the media about how it’s not fair.

I was going to whine about how you didn’t mention Essential but even I have a hard time caring about them.

Kristen.  If you die can I have your stuff?

That’s what I’ve been saying!

But that’s the problem.  It wasn’t a production car that hit the speed.  And it obviously not the first car to do it if you take production out of the title.

Checkmate.

The 812 Gone-a-reeah.