It’s no wonder that the Russians thought Americans had a gum chewing problem with all the gum sticks included in your “travel” package.

Please tell me you at least put tarps over the cars.

I swear boss.  I found it just like this.

Same could be said of the modern Elise.  Saw one in person and was surprised how much smaller than the other cars it was.

Antarctica.  Most protectionist country I’ve ever seen when it comes to cars.

So rich, white men are the Hutu?  Damn am I glad to be poor.

Except Canadian banks own most of the bricks and mortar banks in America that you put your actual money in.  Now you kinda worried about their clerical errors and practices?

Unfortunately the collection agencies in Canada have the opinion that it’s the wild west and they can do anything they want.  There are laws of course but no one who needs to know them actually do.  Including those who work for the collection agencies.

Give it a ragtop and call it a Thunderbird.  After all, it looks a little hawkish anyways.

Ha!  Little does she know that I don’t own a house and my bank account is in the negative.

Amazingly enough ICE cars also use a battery.  Wait, what was your point again?

It’s on sale for 1.4 million. That means someone thinks it’s worth that. Now if anyone pays that amount or if the car is even worth that amount is a totally different story.

A poster of a red Ferrari Testarossa on my friend’s wall.  That’s all I needed to spark my love of cars.

You sir have apparently been to my neighbor’s work site.

I buy American.  That’s why I drive a Toyota.

Although I prefer the ‘57 Ford Thunderbird I have to say the one that made me fall in love with cars is the original Dodge Viper.

Of course, they’re all far too cheap to interest Fancy Kristen.

I plan on buying one to stance so that I too can be a part of stancenation.

I too start and run like a modern car.  We should start and run like modern cars together.

1/10th the price of the Bugatti Divo and it probably goes around the track faster.  Sign me up!