Finally! I can save the environment AND kill people all in one car.

I’m glad to hear that everything is fine in your neck of the woods Patrick but in my neck of the woods Ford just dumped all their sedans and hatchbacks. It’s bloody well on fire over here!

But Fiestas turn me on!

And I shall call him ... Ugly McUglyface!

You can’t tell me what to do! You’re not my tire retailer!

No. Ten years is not a long lifespan. The Crown Victoria had a long lifespan. 20 or so years I believe.

No one will ever believe you got it for free ‘cause no one who hasn’t already got a C-class wants one.

Your Wakandian (did I say that right?) doesn’t look enough like an old VW Beetle, Torch.

“They treat me like a criminal, I’ll end up a criminal”

I always thought of horsepower as how fast you can go (not withstanding drag, aero, and weight) and torque was how fast you got there. Have I been wrong all this time?

Neither has Kittrick.

Are we sure that Mission Impossible hasn’t become a BMW commercial?

Why is that girl trying to spray water up her nose?

Exactly! Who needs choice? We should all drive the same car. Shouldn’t we comrade?

I can see it now. We’ll have death cults devoted to a definitive date of the end of the universe. They’ll preach that we’ll all die in a bagazillion years.

But mom! What if I miss a phone call?

I figure it’s like this. If a male isn’t bothered by a male in the same situation then women probably aren’t bothered by women being in that situation.

I think that hockey should get cheerleaders.

It seems to me that F1 needs an upstart series to push it towards modernization. Kind of like CART in the ‘90's?

I saw the remake and it sucked as well.