Woke up this morning and surprise! I’m Katy Perry.

What is this? A Lexus commercial?

But what about Blue Steel?

Yes, yes I would.

It’s likely a diode laser that turns on and off. Essentially a solid (no gas, no liquids) laser that looks like a diode.

Lies! Lies! All lies! AliceinNewportBeach is really .... oh, um, Alice from Newport Beach. Nothing to see here, move along.

Drivers ate complete knobs? Did it hurt?

By your logic, Russia can take back Alaska.

Kylo can’t kill anyone. He’s fictional.

The reaction to Charlie Sheen’s health, especially by Bree Olson, has made me decide that from now on I’ll be informing my lovers of any health issues I may have in the future. For example, “Honey, before we make love I have to inform you that I may contract AIDS in the future. Also, I’ll probably eat all of that sub…

It was the time of the Cybermen.

NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Are you sure that this isn't a picture from DriveClub?

I was dating this girl in college and she drove a Ford Windstar or some other domestic minivan. I can't remember as I've never paid attention to minivans. Anyways, her friend is driving the van while we have sex in the car. Girlfriend's on top and looks out the not-nearly-tinted-enough windows to see a bus driver…

How do people expect the company to dissuade future hackers if they don't show that they can catch current hackers. This was a clever way of saying "We caught this guy and we can catch you too."

Why are you yelling the word "Assault"? Is someone touching you in your naughty place?

Do they even make black & white televisions anymore?

Include modern Chargers and Challengers and you've got a supporter!

Buh, buh, buh. It's not brown!

No. They shouldn't. They just shouldn't let Sport-Auto drive it's cars anymore. (Not that, that ever stopped anyone but heh ... it's the thought that counts).