Oh internet. The only job that won’t be replaced is welfare recipient.

Drivers ate complete knobs? Did it hurt?

Dude! Spoilers! I plan to watch that some day.

The Purge series sucks.

By your logic, Russia can take back Alaska.

We need an article that lists the 14 best Firefly episodes ever.

Kylo can’t kill anyone. He’s fictional.

So while jet fuel burns at 1800 degrees (which is 5 circles) and steel melts at 2700 degrees (which is 7.5 circles). If you forget the unit then you’re talking about a circle. So...you’re all wrong bitches.

The reaction to Charlie Sheen’s health, especially by Bree Olson, has made me decide that from now on I’ll be informing my lovers of any health issues I may have in the future. For example, “Honey, before we make love I have to inform you that I may contract AIDS in the future. Also, I’ll probably eat all of that sub…

Don’t you mean Ricky?

Next you’ll say that they didn’t have computers in the 1950’s. Yes, of course they had ... do you even know how cassette tapes work?

Cassettes are digital.

It was the time of the Cybermen.

NNNNOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

3200 cubits

So the people supporting this ban, all two of them, are prudes. Yup. Needed to know that.

Uh, the Nautilus was a species of animal that was supposed to be extinct before man came around and fucked things up. The self hatred here is not properly applied.

It’s not what you have, it’s how you use it silly. Why is DX11 being replaced with DX12? Because consoles use equipment and code more efficiently than computers and probably will until we all start buying the same computer model.

Jupiter Ascending was okay but you missed out with Chappie. Excellent film.

No! He’s my friend!